Thursday, May 3, 2007

Formal Flashing of Digital Cameras from Tourists in Trafalgar Square

In the midst of attending the sentencing hearing that I mentioned in yesterday's post I somehow forgot to include the most interesting. After the first defendant, the ringleader, was sentenced he decided to issue a "message" to the U.S. Attorney who prosecuted his case. As he was being escorted out the courtroom by the U.S. Marshal, the defendant uttered the following phrase:

"It don't (expletive) matter. I'm a lion among men. I'll see you."

Well then. I'm pretty sure that William Manchester described Winston Churchill as The Last Lion, but I've never heard anyone state they were a "lion among men" much less someone who was just sentenced to 152 years in federal prison. Perhaps people cope with disappointment in different ways.

I'm currently watching the first half of the Mavs-Warriors game in Oakland, and I have to say: I'm glad I'm not planning to watch the entire game because I'm pretty sure that my retinas would be burned out by staring all game at the crowd wearing uniform yellow shirts that were issued to them before the game. It probably reminds Stephen Jackson of what his future stay in the Marion County (Indiana) jail is going to look like.

I know that was a low blow, but it needed to be said.

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3 Comments:

At 10:30 PM, Blogger Jonathan said...

I'm just afraid if they blow another game Jackson will pull out a gun and begin waving it.

 
At 5:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike May says,

arctic monkeys, cigarette smoke lyrics.

and these haikus are making me thirsty.

 
At 8:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so.. bong hits 4 jesus.. went to church with me till he moved to Alaska.. good friends and now he lives in China and teaches. Still good friends.. you know lots of people that know him because of South Main. You probably even talked to him back in the day at a youth event.
sounds like summer job is treating you well. tell the family hello!

 

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