I Am a Little Divided, Do I Stay or Run Away?

"Twenty years later, Nolan Ryan's job is to once again revitalize the Texas Rangers.

The Rangers introduced the Hall of Fame pitcher as team president Wednesday with the fanfare of a major free-agent pickup, just as Ryan was in 1988 when Texas signed the right-hander to help fill seats and bring wins to the struggling franchise. Only now, the 61-year-old career strikeout leader who set many of his greatest milestones in a Rangers jersey is tasked with doing the same from the front office."

"Nolan Ryan Returns to Rangers as Team President" courtesy of the Associated Press.
Robin Ventura, this is your warning, sir. I'm not sure if you were planning on visiting Arlington at any point in the near future, but unless your intinerary includes a few uppercuts from a 61-year old, I would stay far, far away. Again, this is the last warning you will receive, Mr. Ventura.