Cryin' Won't Help You, Prayin' Won't Do You No Good

Congratulations to Sarah Carlson for naming "Don't Drink the Water" by the Dave Matthews Band as the Saturday Song of the Day.

Everyone, thanks for the continued comments and suggestions regarding my future stint as a hooligan, but I think I have made my choice. I'm going to become the pioneer foosball hooligan and follow around Prof. PR and Prof. Contracts as they bring destruction upon all foes in their path.

I plan on developing all kinds of demoralizing chants and making a general nuisance out of myself during the matches. Afterwards, I will demonstrate my amazing ability to tolerate tear gas as I wreak havoc on the pitiful fans of other table soccer organizations. Onwards and upwards.