You Forget So Easy, We Ride Tonight, Ghost Horses

Congratulations to Mr. Ryan Searcey for correctly naming "Caught by the River" by Doves as the Thursday Song of the Day. Not even Mr. Searcey's reverse psychology could keep the Rangers from losing their 7th straight game yesterday, but today, today, my friends, was a different story.

The Rangers may be 8-16 with 138 games to play in the campaign, but I think you will all agree with me when I say that an eventual 146-16 record is nothing to scoff at in the long run.

Good citizens of the Metroplex, once the venerable Sheriff Roger Goodell provides the final thumbs-up to the reinstatement of "The Rain Man", I expect all of you to stay away from all gentleman's establishments, firearms dealers, and other places of potential disrepute.

Also, if any of you are worried about the whirlwind of chaos that seems to follow the Pacman wherever he roams, just find someone to relax with in those times of trouble. Someone who really knows how to let the stress of life just melt away.

For instance, an off-season Josh Howard.

Just make sure he doesn't eat all of your Doritos and Pizza Rolls.