Our Bodies Get Bigger, but Our Hearts Get Torn Up

In Week 4 action, Team Jodayyy continued to chug along towards the Mira, Mira league playoffs with a convincing win over Team Nate Low (led by Coleman Greer Griffith).

VP of Wit & Sarcasm Dan Carlson gave the following quote after the demolition: "How could we lose to Team Nate Low? When you are named after a guy who wears that much hairspray, how can you expect to compete in a league with this much speed?" Too true Mr. Carlson, too true.

Up next week is a matchup with Team Jiggerscout led by Jake Wardell. Don't be afraid to make fun of his wife in order to gain a psychological advantage in the matchup.

In response to the comments on yesterday's post I will be sure to post my thoughts on law school exams for the benefit of the other 1L's who read this blog (Joey, Chris, and Ben in particular). I'll probably put up a disclaimer at the beginning of that post because the rest of you will probably want to pull an Oedipus on yourselves after you read about collateral estoppel, removal procedure, the mirror image rule, and a fee simple subject to a condition subsuquent. Who knows, maybe some of your are masochists.

In response to Cole's question: I'll take Pacman Jones. I generally frown on expecoration and being raked across the face by cleats. I'm probably not alone in that.