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In the category of "Things That Can Only Come From the Mind of a Law Student During Finals"...
It's a time of high hopes around the world right now, my friends. We have a new super-disease on our hands in the swine flu and NFL franchises, via the draft, have just added new blood to their teams in their ongoing quest for the Lombardi Trophy. The juxtaposition of these two seemingly unconnected events made me think:
It's a time of high hopes around the world right now, my friends. We have a new super-disease on our hands in the swine flu and NFL franchises, via the draft, have just added new blood to their teams in their ongoing quest for the Lombardi Trophy. The juxtaposition of these two seemingly unconnected events made me think:
Sure, everybody's worried about the swine flu right now, but didn't we expect big things from SARS back in the day? Similarly, aren't there players every year that come in with mountains of promise and hype that only end up bringing their fans pain and regret for what might have been?
In much the same vein, if SARS was the Ki-Jana Carter of communicable diseases, seeing as though both came into our lives with great promises of hype and both ultimately fizzled into a combination of disappointment and respiratory issues (actually, that was just SARS), I foresee the swine flu being the Matthew Stafford of communicable diseases.
Both made their debut on the national/international scene in late April 2009, both caused numerous talking heads to gush about their potential, and in the end, both will probably end up killing people in Detroit.
In much the same vein, if SARS was the Ki-Jana Carter of communicable diseases, seeing as though both came into our lives with great promises of hype and both ultimately fizzled into a combination of disappointment and respiratory issues (actually, that was just SARS), I foresee the swine flu being the Matthew Stafford of communicable diseases.
Both made their debut on the national/international scene in late April 2009, both caused numerous talking heads to gush about their potential, and in the end, both will probably end up killing people in Detroit.
Labels: Inane Theories, Ki-Jana Carter, Matthew Stafford, NFL Draft, SARS, Swine Flu
8 Comments:
My question is, what if this swine flu is the Tom Brady of viruses? Not highly touted, it just shows up and starts throwing huge, clutch touchdown passes when no one expects it to.
When viruses play football, we're ALL in trouble.
Peter,
If it ends up being the "6th Round Draft Pick Who Wins Three Super Bowls in 4 years", well, we're all in a lot of trouble. Bubonic plague, watch out.
I think you need a vacation...too bad you won't get one until August. love, Mom
I bet you $100 Stafford kills someone by hitting them in the head with a swing pass because he only knows how to throw the ball 150 mph and his receiver won't be looking!
-Knowshon
Scott,
This has nothing to do with SARS or swine flu, but last I checked, you don't have text messaging so this is the next best thing...
PLEASE tell me you listened to the JackO BS Resport from yesterday. I know you've got important school things going on and whatnot, but really, take a 45 minute break, it's worth it. It deserves it's own post. Epic stuff by Johnny. I could go on for days about his rant.
Respond accordingly.
Lance,
Thankfully, I did listen to the latest Simmons/JackO excursion into comedic excellence yesterday.
I'm not sure if I've ever seen/heard someone turn on their favorite team like ol' JackO. If that doesn't tell you something about fans of The E.E., I don't know what does.
At this rate, Simmons will probably call Jack O in August, and a receptionist will answer notifying a horrified Simmons that JackO has hung himself with a Derek Jeter jersey after the Yanks' bullpen blew another late game lead. Good times.
F You
If I say some nice words about Knowshon, will you forgive me then?
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