The Highway is Alive Tonight

As you lay down your head tonight to catch 40 winks before the 'morrow, you might want to include a quick prayer for the knee ligaments of Baylor freshman quarterback Robert Griffin.
Tomorrow at Floyd Casey Stadium, Griffin and the Bears have an 11:30 a.m. appointment with the team currently sitting atop the national polls, the Sooners from that state north of the Red River. The fact that the Bears currently have an 0-17 record against the Sooners does not bear (oh, the puns) well on their chances tomorrow, but perhaps the spirit of David Koresh, Patrick Dennehy, Dave Bliss, Mike Singletary will lead the Bears to victory tomorrow.

Also, if there is a God, and if he is indeed merciful, the Bears will defeat the Evil Empire from the Land of the Red Dirt. You know, just if he wants to put that on the agenda behind world peace, world hunger, and genocide.