Be Sure to Leave All the Lights On

In the course of human history, it is a rare privilege to be present when paradigm-shifting events take place.

From time to time, all of us wonder what it would have been like to watch Gutenberg build his printing press, to peer over the shoulder of Jefferson as he penned the Declaration of Independence, or to have done large amounts of drugs with the Beatles as they recorded Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Well, my friends, today is just such a day. On this glorious occasion, I begin my personal quest to have "The Star Spangled Banner" replaced as the American National Anthem with "America the Beautiful", and not just any version of "America the Beautiful", ladies and gentlemen. No, no, no. My proposal is that the American National Anthem will now, and forevermore, be "America the Beautiful" as sung by the one and only Ray Charles.

Join the Revolution, my comrades.

It will be televised.

Well, at least by YouTube.