Hard to Believe An End to It

For those of you who have not yet succumbed to the Black Hole of Productivity that is Facebook, a photographic collection of my journeys is now yours for 3 easy payments (and in the vein of Mitch Hedberg, one really complicated payment) of $19.95.

Ah, who am I kidding? They're free. How could I ever do anything as sinister as taking your hard-earned dollars when you could be spending them on essentials, particularly Jonas Brothers albums. You know, if you enjoy their music or something like that, but I digress.

• Pictures from Pikes Peak, Grand Teton, and Yellowstone can be found here.
• Photos from Yellowstone and Arches National Parks can be found here.
• Finally, photos from Arches National Park are located here.
  

The Premier League season begins tomorrow, my friends. Please gargle salt-water before bed to ensure that your pipes are prepared for tomorrow's singing of "You'll Never Walk Alone".