Better Sell It While You Can

"Although I lost by the slimmest margin in presidential election history - only 10 votes - I have chosen not to put the country through another agonizing Supreme Court battle," Colbert said Monday in a statement. "It is time for this nation to heal."

Mr. Colbert, we hardly knew ye.

Also, I'm pretty sure the Comedy Central main switchboard should prepare to receive a barrage of vitriolic calls from Raj Vachhani, who running solely on Red Bull and a dream, holed up in his room and spearheaded the "1,000,000 Strong for Stephen T. Colbert" Facebook group. It looks like he is not going to be getting that time back at any point in the near future.