The Change, It Had to Come, We Knew It All Along

After about twenty years, I think I might be done with this book learnin'.

Well, at least the book learnin' where you have to pay people instead of getting paid yourself.

Oh yeah, there's also that little thing they like to call "the bar". I'm sure that will be as quick and painless as an impromptu speech from Mike Tyson. At least after the bar, though, both of my ears will still be intact.

I think.