You Won't Say It Now, but In Your Heart It's Loud

Congratulations to the lovely Ms. Amanda Pierce for correctly naming "All We Are" by OneRepublic as the Wednesday Song of the Day.

I realize I don't normally utilize the ol' blog as a vehicle for detailing my academic career, but since Professor Osler assigned me to a group to "research" powder cocaine as part of his Criminal Practice and Procedure course, I felt compelled to share with you, my dear readers, some of the more colloquial names for powder cocaine so that you can be a more informed member of whatever community you happen to call home.
Without further ado:

• Blow--Real original work here Johnny Depp. Give me some creativity, Capt. Sparrow.
  
• Nose Candy--Coming to an H.E.B. near you, kids!!!!
  
• Powder--And I just thought this was a slightly creepy movie.
  
• Nose Powder
• White Powder--Used most famously by "White Power" Bill of Arrested Development.
• Birdie Powder
• Friskie Powder--The only cat food guaranteed to cause paranoia.
  
• Happy Powder--So that's what Peter Pan and the Lost Boys were up to all that time.
  
• Marching Powder
  
• Bolivian Marching Powder--I think I actually put some of this in my chili last week.
• Joy Powder--I think one of my friends dated Joy Powder at ACU.
• Powder Diamonds--I actually worked my way up to skiing a couple of these last time I was in Colorado.
• Star Spangled Powder--You too, Francis Scott Key??? Is anything sacred? Does this mean Fort McHenry was actually a crack-house? So many questions.
  
• Aspirin--Wait a second here...
• Aunt--I don't even have a joke here because this one makes absolutely no sense.
• Candy Sugar--Does the same exact thing to your stomach as Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.
• Devil's Dandruff-Someone get Mephistpholes some Head and Shoulders for goodness sake.
• Fast White Lady--Danica Patrick, if you take this as your new nick-name, I want credit.
• Flake--I'm on to you, Jack Johnson. You drug fiend.
• Flave--Sold with a complimentary viking helmet and clock necklace.
• Shake
• Shrile
• Snowball-A large number of catowners do powder cocaine. A large number of cats are named "Snowball". Mere Coincidence? You decide.
• Soft
• Sugar Boogers--My personal favorite.
  
• Pariba--I think this is the website Dan Carlson writes for but you can never be too sure.
• Tornado--So that's how they paid Bill Pullman and Helen Hunt.
• Uptown--Perhaps Billy Joel wasn't actually writing about a girl. Hmmmm.
• White Boy
• White Dragon--I had some great sesame chicken at White Dragon once.
• Wicky Stick--The best selling Christmas gift in 1987.
• Yao--So that's how a Chinese guy ends up at 7 ft. 6 in.