Sing A Song, Don't Be Long, Thrill Me to the Marrow

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Running Down a Dream readers of all ages, it is once again time for that much beloved duel of wits known as the Running Down a Dream Caption Contest.

Due to its status as the most famous trophy in the entire sporting landscape*, it is not surprising that the Heisman (Memorial) Trophy is making its second appearance in the Caption Contest, but instead of the 2008 Democratic Candidate for President of the United States doing his own version of the stiff-arm in Mack Brown's office while holding Ricky or Earl's Heisman, this time the Heisman is represented by the current trophy holder, the jump-pass extradonaire himself, the veritable sideburn adorned heartbeat of Gator Nation, Mr. Tim Tebow.
My submission: "Not pictured: The horrific aftermath of Tony Romo's attempt to replicate Tebow's picture."

As always, place your entries in the comments section. Keep it pithy, keep it edgy, and for goodness sake, take no prisoners. The Caption Contest runs through Sunday the 20th.

*An inherently unverifiable statement based on complete conjecture.