We Got Everything You Want, Honey, We Know the Names

Many thanks for the Tex-Mex suggestions and Houston-centric debate in the comments section for the last post.

Tony Parker deals with a minor distraction during Game 5 of the Spurs' second-round series with the New Orleans Hornets.

Similar distractions in other contexts?

• Hillary Clinton and a cardboard cut-out of mathematical impossibility.
• Charles Barkley and sensible gambling practices.
• The Texas Rangers and a winning season.
• Paris Hilton and self-restraint.
• Roger Clemens and...well, everything it seems.