Just a Small Town Girl Living in a Lonely World

I have a confession to make: I am deeply troubled by Martin Scorsese's eyebrows. I mean, have you seen those things? They make John Madden's eyebrows look tame in comparison. I once thought that Madden's eyebrows were the gold standard in facial features that could double as ski-jumps, but Marty's brows take the cake.

Here's the odd thing: they're jet-black even though his hair has become a refined grayish/white as Marty has aged gracefully. The look that Mark Wahlberg gave Scorsese last night reminds of me of the look that my parents gave me when I dyed my hair black for the "I've Got Chills and They're Travoltaplyin'" Sing Song Act of 2005, but that's another story for another time.

Congratulations on the recent Oscars Mr. Scorsese, but seriously, do something about those eyebrows.