Every Day I Wake Up and It's Sunday

Congratulations to Mr. Dan Carlson as the winner of last week's Caption Contest with this inappropriate, yet incredibly hilarious, submission:

"Grandpa orders from the male side of the menu at Emperors Club VIP."

Such a statement connected with a picture of former NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue, Tom Brady, and Eli Manning makes me want to take a nice long swig of Drano, but I'm trying to see the humor in the situation. Thanks to everyone for entering last week's Caption Contest.

And without further ado...this week's edition of the greatest thing to happen to the internet since the birth of Al Gore, the Running Down a Dream Caption Contest.
My submission: [Guy in the front row] "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go buy you a bag of popcorn, a beer, and cotton candy when that bull leaps over the wall and into these stands in a single bound. What's that? Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

As always, the Caption Contest runs through Sunday. If you win this week, you get to heap further grief on Luke Reeves for supporting Duke Basketball, the Ebola Virus, and everything else wrong with the world.

Note: Thanks to the good folks over at Deadspin for the "jumping bull" photos.