Secretly, I Want You Buried in the Yard

It's no fun to wake up on a Saturday morning at 5 a.m., but sometimes our bodies just tell us that it's time to wake up and it is no use fighting that message. Well, some of you might beg to differ, but I simply cannot outlast the affliction. With that said, I enjoyed finishing up John Adams by David McCullough this morning and watching Liverpool completely dominate Arsenal 4-1 at Anfield thanks in large part to a hat trick by Mr. Peter Crouch. For those of you who are not familiar with Mr. Crouch, he might be the most gangly sports star since Manute Bol graced us with his presence. That notwithstanding, Crouch turned in an outstanding performance today against the Gunners with a left-footed goal, a right-footed goal, and a header. All in all, not a bad day's work. The Reds also got a goal from defender Daniel Agger in the 59th minute.

I'll be sure to provide a video of match highlights when one shows up on YouTube, but for right now, you'll just have to enjoy a video detailing Crouch's goal-scoring celebration. That's right. It's "The Robot!!!"

I'm not sure that he surpasses Damon Wayans' version from Major Payne, but then again, Crouch is a 6 ft. 7 inch Englishman, so maybe I should cut him some slack.