What I'm Looking For Cannot Be Sold To Me

For all of you out there who are looking forward to a 4th of July weekend full of fireworks, baseball, and barbecues, there is a storm brewing in New York. The eye of this hurricane will fall on that famous American landmark, Coney Island. The name of the storm is Takeru Kobayashi and it would be in your best interest to not wear anything edible around him. Consider yourselves warned.