Once Again, You My Friend, are Nowhere to Be Found

Sure, everyone's talking about this Obama fellow right now, and that Huckabee guy really came out of nowhere to win in Iowa. That's all fine and dandy, but I found my candidate last night.

My friends and fellow Americans, I have seen the future, and it is spelled W-I-G-G-U-M.

"I'm voting Ralph for President. His easy smile makes me think everything is okay, even when I know it ain't."