Do You Hear My Heart Beating?

I realize that I am checking in with any sort of commentary on the NCAA Tournament at an incredibly late date, but I guess it's better late than never. Anywho, I think I will be rooting for UCLA on Monday night. I realize that the Bruins might be the basketball equivalent of Notre Dame, but I think it will be very difficult to root against the "Cameroon Crazie" Luc Richard Mbah a Moute simply because he has the best name in college basketball.
I don't have any type of intricate theory based on past championships played on certain American rivers like I did last year, but I feel good about the Bruins on Monday night. Any money lost on friendly wagers because of my prognostications/guesses is lost at your own risk. You have been warned.