Take Your Eyes Off Me, There's Nothing Here to See

I came across the following video of Cowboys' cornerback Terence Newman riding the new "Tony Hawk's Big Spin" roller-coaster at Six Flags over Texas on the Dallas Morning News Cowboys blog and Deadspin.

Selected highlights include:

• Newman echoing Ricky Bobby in his prayers to a "6 lb. 8 oz. Baby Jesus".
• #41 screaming like a small child.

Don't worry, Terence. I'm sure this video won't be required film viewing for wide receivers across the NFL this year.