Virgil Caine is the Name, and I Served on the Danville Train

For my 24th birthday, I wished for nothing more than a move to Virginia and a pair of "truck nuts", but apparently State Delegate Lionel Spruill (not pictured below) was elected to crush my dreams.
"It's one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia. State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.

Under his measure, displaying the ornamentation on a motor vehicle would be a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250. He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it."

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