Monday, August 31, 2009

What Did I See? Where Have I Been?

About to head out for the first day on the job...

I guess I'm done with all that "book learnin'" and it's time to become a real-lawyer, like this fellow:
or this guy:
Honestly, I don't think there's any middle ground.

At the end of the day you'll know the path I'm on by whether I'm talking about Tom Robinson and calling people "Scout" or whether I'm asking people who told them to put on the balm.

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Sunday, August 30, 2009

I Wear My Wartime Coat in the Wind and Sleet

Still he is always an impressive figure at banquets such as this--an "immortal" sports writers called him, and that is how they have written about him and others like him, rarely suggesting that such heroes might ever be prone to the ills of mortal men, carousing, drinking, scheming; to suggest this would destroy the myth, would disillusion small boys, would infuriate rich me who own ball clubs and to whom baseball is a business dedicated to profit and in pursuit of which they trade mediocre players' flesh as casually as boys trade players' pictures on bubble-gum cards. And so the baseball hero must always act the part, must preserve the myth, and none does it better than DiMaggio, none is more patient when drunken old me grab an arm and ask, "Who's gonna take it this year, Joe?"

"The Silent Season of a Hero" by Gay Talese in Esquire (1966)

Current Reading
The Best American Sports Writing of the Century--Edited by David Halberstam and Glenn Stout

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

When I Have Nothing to Say My Lips Are Sealed

What follows is an abbreviated version of a conversation that I had last night with the lady friend/fiancee:

I'm currently trying to figure out what this blog needs to be if it is going to survive in some form going forward. Due to the trend in the blogosphere world of blogs becoming more niche-focused and written from an expert/educated perspective on a particular topic* and moving away from the realm of personally-focused musings/rantings/ravings/observations, I'm not sure what purpose this blog serves at this point in time.

I recognize that this blog serves as a very valuable connection between myself and a number of different groups of people that I have had the privilege of being connected with during my life, but at the moment, I'm just trying to figure out the direction for the blog to take in the next few months, years, decades, etc, etc, etc.**

As mentioned earlier, as blogs become more and more focused in their topicality, it is tempting to move into that realm and to have a blog written entirely about the Texas Rangers, Liverpool FC, the current travails of the conservative movement in America, the work of Bill Simmons, or the wonderland that is the study of Texas high school mascots, but I don't think that's where this is headed.

This blog is probably just my way of indulging an amateur's interest in writing since I'm about to start doing "other things" in a permanent day job, but for whatever reason, I've taken it's future focus and topicality seriously. Feel free to mock me, feel free to remind me that I'm just another former law student who entertains fantasies of writing the next great American novel, or feel free to tell me to shut up and keep making fun of Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgery.

Whichever way you want to say it, just let me know what you think.

*Which I, by the way, think is a very, very good thing.
**Yes, I realize that blogging about what to blog about is painfully ironic.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

The Only Rule is It Begins

For the first time since the halcyon days of August 1988, I have arrived at the cusp of September and I do not find myself heading back to school. Perhaps it is because over 80% of my life thus far has been spent marking the year by the arrival and passage of school six weeks, semesters, and quarters, but to arrive at this point in the year without going back to school does feel pretty odd I must say.

Given that I've almost certainly seen the last of a classroom from a student's perspective, I suppose that from here on out I'll mark the beginning of fall as any good Texan would by noticing that football is right around the corner.

One of my favorite parts about my drive from Houston to Nashville was the opportunity to pass through a number of different areas of allegiance in the land where SEC football is King. As I passed over the Mississippi River in Baton Rouge, I could see the towering mass of Tiger Stadium (a.k.a. "Death Valley") rising from the trees that cover the L.S.U. campus. My fingers turned the radio dial to an A.M. station in Baton Rouge discussing the upcoming season and how Les Miles and the boys were going to recover from last year's 8-5 campaign.

As I passed out of the Pelican State into Mississippi, the topic of conversation turned from Tiger football to Rebel football. I picked up a station out of Jackson that was wrapped up in the hype surrounding the '09 Ole Miss program. Would Jevan Snead continue to impress in the SEC? Were the expectations surrounding Houston Nutt's team too high or could the boys in Oxford really live up to all of their advanced billing? The radio hosts and callers didn't come to anything even approaching a consensus, but they all seemed to agree that this was the most excited they've been before a football season since Eli Manning was walking through The Grove on his way to Vaught-Hemingway Stadium.

After jumping on I-20 at Meridian, Mississippi, I quickly passed into Alabama, and once you enter the Yellowhammer State, the talk immediately turned to the Crimson Tide. I found an AM station out of Birmingham that was all Crimson Tide all the time. If you've been past Tuscaloosa on I-20, you know that the city does not appear to be very much from the interstate, in fact you cannot even see the most famous piece of architecture in town, 92,138-seat Bryant-Denny Stadium, and as I passed by the University of Alabama campus, and the hosts discussed the Tide's prospects this year, it was as if they were talking about a figment of their imaginations.

Finally, as I turned north out of Birmingham on I-65, I eventually crossed into Tennessee where absolutely no one was talking about Vanderbilt on any of the stations that I was able to find. Despite the fact that a number of the callers on the stations in Lousiana, Mississippi, and Alabama were berating their favorite teams, the Vanderbilt program would probably long for a little vitriol being thrown its way, because as Oscar Wilde once said, "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."


Current Reading

Radical Son: A Generational Odyssey by David Horowitz

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Nothing is Planned by the Sea and the Sand

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, readers of all ages...

I apologize to each and every one of you for the recent dereliction of my blogging duty. I've been all over the place this past month from Houston to Tyler to Fort Davis to Hidalgo del Parral to Tyler to Houston to Nashville and now back to Tyler.
I'm heading back to Houston tomorrow in advance of starting work on Monday, and that means that from here on out I'm going to do my very, very best to update this blog on a consistent basis.

Also, even though I've been doing some recent flirting with that tempting mistress known as Twitter, this blog will always remain my first love.

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Monday, August 17, 2009

I Ride a G.S. Scooter With My Hair Cut Neat

A few notes on a Monday evening...

The rumors are true. I asked the lady friend to marry me on Friday night and before you ask the next question, she did in fact say "yes".
We're going to be getting hitched next April (most likely) in Music City, U.S.A. so anyone and everyone who has ever dreamed of seeing Phish play a wedding reception, please feel free to attend.*

Current Reading

The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars by Joel Glenn Brenner

*The aforementioned choice of reception entertainment has not received approval from the lady friend and will almost certainly not pass her muster.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I'm Wet and I'm Cold, but Thank God I Ain't Old

It's not very often that a World Cup qualifying match gets the kind of advance publicity in the United States that tomorrow's encounter between the Red, White, and Blue and El Tri has generated, but then again, the U.S. is coming off its best-ever showing at a FIFA Tournament with a runner-up finish during June's Confederations Cup and looking to avenge a 5-0 throttling at the hands of our arch-rivals last month in the Gold Cup Final.

The fact that just last month Mexico pulled off a curb-stomping of the U.S. that Ed Norton would have been proud of is no reason for alarm, though. The resemblance between the lineup that Bob Bradley penciled at Giants Stadium and the one that will take the field tomorrow at the Azteca Stadium will only be slight at best.

Tomorrow, the U.S. will have the fantastic opportunity to re-awake the spirit of "Old Rough and Ready" himself, Zachary Taylor, and walk into Mexico ready to emerge victorious. I'm not sure where "entering into your archrival's national stadium, looking around at 114,000 screaming fanatics who would like nothing better than to see you eviscerated, and then emerging victorious" ranks on the "lifetime experience" list for an athlete, but hopefully the U.S. will be able to answer that question tomorrow evening.

Go get 'em, boys.


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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Be Sure to Leave All the Lights On

Congratulations to Obi Wan Richtobi for correctly naming "Crosseyed and Painless" by the Talking Heads as the Saturday Song of the Day. Of course, I'm partial to Phish's cover of the song, so that's what I'm giving to you, the dear reader.

Last night I gave you my favorite shirt that I saw in Mexico, but tonight I'm giving you my favorite road sign. As we were driving through the Metroplex, I noticed the following sign along one of the interstates:


REPORT HOV VIOLATIONS
817-312-HERO

Really, TXDOT?

I hate to besmirch the good name of my father's former employer, but you're going to use the same word to classify those who report HOV violations that people through the years have used for people like, oh say, Sully Sullenberger, Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Martin Luther King, Susan B. Anthony, and Gandhi?

"What's that, vigilant citizen? You saw a single guy driving in the HOV lane? And he was trying to trick the good people of Texas by using a blow-up doll in the front passenger seat? You, vigilant citizen, are only one thing: A HERO."

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Lifting My Head, Looking for Danger Signs


Two things:
  1. I survived the bar exam and Mexico.
  2. The single greatest piece of clothing that I saw in Mexico last week? A Mexican woman in her 60's wearing a "Dudes Prefer Blondes" t-shirt. For the record, she was not a blonde.
Current Reading
A Bright Shining Lie: John Paul Vann and America in Vietnam by Neil Sheehan

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